The weather was pleasant with a little wind, sun and cloud; unfortunately the greens had been tyned and dressed which meant they were somewhat slower than last week. From anyone else it would have been lucky, but our best golfers managed an eagle at 18 (Will Newnes) and albatross at 13 (Chris Coxon) - both 2s. In the winners' enclosure were 'The Pouncer' Paddy Farrell with 43 and a cut of 6, Chris Coxon on 42 followed by Matt Contreras, Michael 'Birdy' Bird and keeping a whole pack of 37s down, the good-looking one, Ryan Aspinall. Sadly there were losers, Olie had a miserable 21, then Greyed-out, Dented, Hole-too-small, Hurted, Heather and the Marksman. Only a small pack of swifts out, so the pace of play was good. Winnings were 32, 20, 16, 12, 6 with twos worth 3.60. We shall be submitting the August account in this week so watch your bar accounts!